I thought it would be so simple. Then I saw this blank space telling me I should name my blog. Just as well I decided never to have kids, as about 3 days later I was still staring into space. (strangely, it was easy to name my cats, the only worry was other people's reactions as they have more exotic names than Fluffykins and Stripes.)
I looked round my chaotic room for inspiration. A hoover (reminding me the rug needs hoovering AGAIN....whatever possessed me to buy a black rug when I had 6 cats at the time), a radiator (oh no, who's been sick on it?) a pile of ironing that has been waiting so long it is probably dusty and needs washing again....naaah
Then I hear the dreaded SCRAPE....SCRAPE...SCRAPE from under the stairs, alerting me to the fact that either Lianna or Cera has just left me a nice little present. If it's Cera I need a gas mask. Oh well, at least it inspired my title.
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